Funny Magnets

These charming magnets are the perfect bit of fun. Choose from a variety of spunky quotes. The sayings are printed on kraft paper, sprayed with a light coating of polyurethane, and adhered to a hardboard base. They 3.5" x 2.5" and 1/8" thick.

Magnets are $6/each includes shipping.  

Sayings: 

I was born to be wild...but only until 9 pm or so

My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed party.  So, I invited all her friends over and made them clean the house.

That awful moment when you realize this is your circus and those are your monkeys.

Dear Naps, I'm so sorry I was mean to you in kindergarten.

I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was, “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”

You drink too much.  You cuss too much.  You have questionable morals.  You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

For convenience sake, I’m considering having our family reunion in the parking lot of a liquor store.

At least I’m a fun hot mess.  Like a train wreck full of pizza, fireworks, and glitter.

Everyone needs a friend who they probably shouldn’t be allowed to sit next to at a serious function.

I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass.

My boss told me to have a good day…So I went home.

My son made the mistake of telling me I was being overdramatic so, I just changed the Wi-Fi password.  We’ll see who’s overdramatic in about 5 minutes.

I’ve reached that age where my brain went from “You probably shouldn’t say that” to “what the hell, let’s see what happens.”

I’ve never been held hostage…but I HAVE been in a group text.